Ah.
I'm tired, not sunburned, and sick. That means 2/3s of my successful vacation criteria has been met.
Anyway, I just recited my whole trip minute for minute to Golden Child and realized (in terms of sarging) nothing too earth-shattering happened. I got a few make outs. I broke up a 9 month relationship when one of those aforementioned make outs happened right in front of the girl's boyfriend. I worked on quick escalation and venue bouncing with great success. I almost pulled a girl onto the beach until her super annoying friend followed us and cockblocked me. I opened pretty much 100 percent of my sets except for an atrocious 2-set who screamed at me (scary!).
Hmmmmm...I guess if you're planning a vacation to Bermuda, here are my tips.
1.) All the guys look gangsta but are complete chodes who supplicate endlessly.
2.) PEACOCK! If you look at the pictures, you can see I dress completely incongruently to the environment every night. Sure I got a lot of shit from guys but I also had girls opening me since I stood out like a bright shiny object.
3.) Being from a cool place in the US (like NY) gives you instant social proof.
4.) No tourists go to Bermuda anymore (too expensive!) so it's all local girls.
5.) The local girls are all pretty cute (7s and 8s) but no standout bombshells.
6.) All the girls have a really cute Bermudian accent.
Now pictures starring TJ, Prada, Thoery, HB8StarryEyes, HB8.5StripperIOIs, HB7CockBlock, and unfortunately HB8.5 Skinny Blonde's picture didn't develop (I had my digital camera stolen so I had to buy one of those cheap disposable cameras...sucked). I'm not going to label these pictures or explain the significance of the names. Consider this a "Photo FR" with shitty photos.
Pax.
~TJ
I'm tired, not sunburned, and sick. That means 2/3s of my successful vacation criteria has been met.
Anyway, I just recited my whole trip minute for minute to Golden Child and realized (in terms of sarging) nothing too earth-shattering happened. I got a few make outs. I broke up a 9 month relationship when one of those aforementioned make outs happened right in front of the girl's boyfriend. I worked on quick escalation and venue bouncing with great success. I almost pulled a girl onto the beach until her super annoying friend followed us and cockblocked me. I opened pretty much 100 percent of my sets except for an atrocious 2-set who screamed at me (scary!).
Hmmmmm...I guess if you're planning a vacation to Bermuda, here are my tips.
1.) All the guys look gangsta but are complete chodes who supplicate endlessly.
2.) PEACOCK! If you look at the pictures, you can see I dress completely incongruently to the environment every night. Sure I got a lot of shit from guys but I also had girls opening me since I stood out like a bright shiny object.
3.) Being from a cool place in the US (like NY) gives you instant social proof.
4.) No tourists go to Bermuda anymore (too expensive!) so it's all local girls.
5.) The local girls are all pretty cute (7s and 8s) but no standout bombshells.
6.) All the girls have a really cute Bermudian accent.
Now pictures starring TJ, Prada, Thoery, HB8StarryEyes, HB8.5StripperIOIs, HB7CockBlock, and unfortunately HB8.5 Skinny Blonde's picture didn't develop (I had my digital camera stolen so I had to buy one of those cheap disposable cameras...sucked). I'm not going to label these pictures or explain the significance of the names. Consider this a "Photo FR" with shitty photos.
Pax.
~TJ
5 comments:
This is AWESOME, bro.
Seemed pretty easy for ya. How are the venues there? You pretty much took a early vacation. :D The island looks BEAUTIFUL, though. Lucky you.
Makes me wanna travel more. :)
Haha thanks Hengman
Yeah, the nightlife in Bermuda actually SUCKS. That was sort of the joke I found out when I got off the plane. Prada's sister looked at us when we said we're going out at night and laughed. She was like, "Why would you do that? There's no nightlife here." We ended up finding the only 4 bars on the entire island and working those. It was funny because by Saturday everyone knew us (some not too happy to know us). However, Friday nights they have a happy hour that is real badass (the pictures where all the people are in the background are from hotel happy hour). Ultimately, if you're looking for a "sarge vacation", I wouldn't recommend Bermuda only because everyone is local and has boyfriends. This works to your advantage since you're the "shiny object" but creates A LOT of drama (i.e. boyfriends flipping out when you're making out with their gfs).
But in terms of a tropical getaway, Bermuda was unreal. You can't stand anywhere on that island without it looking like a postcard. The beach was so blue, Theory and I swam out far and could see our shadows at the pink-sandy bottom, 20 feet below us. Also, since it's so expensive (literally everything is double the price of Manhattan), tourism is almost dead (they make all their money from outsourced insurance companies who cash in on the tax loop hole). Everyone is rich so you don't see any beggars or homeless like you do in any other city. Also, it's super Americanized so everyone speaks English and they even prefer you just pay them in American currency.
If I could, I'd travel all the time. I totally have the travel bug. Unfortunately, I haven't met my sugar momma girlfriend yet :(
Haha.
Aye, Bobby.
You think you could come down on the 31st for the VybeFest? I'm looking for more instructors to come help out and I wanna have you rip a place with me and my team.
I also got a place for us guys to go too. If you're interested, just hit me up about it. My number is (215) 327-1943. Also, my AIM SN is Gheng68 and my MSN SN is Hengman@live.com.
Thanks a lot for a response. :D
Alright, bro.
Man that looks like an awesome time. It is kind of funny how you seem to get tanner in your pictures.
I have heard that though about the nightlife in Bermuda sucking, because I was going to go on SB a few years ago when I was in college, but was told how terrible of an idea that was. But still though I wouldn't mind taking a week and lying on a beach. I am definitely jealous, but glad to hear you had a great time.
All those pictures...people at work USED to think i was researching computer shizzat when i was on this blog. Hot damn not anymore. Lol.
So i dont know about all of you...But this is my first summer as a real PUA. This excitement...leaves me speechless.
Time for us to stand up and take women into our own hands. We know where we are going. Its crunchtime!
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