Apocalypse Now, Summer Pickings

A lot has been going on lately and My Game is really coming along nicely. About a week ago we had Fader, a Mystery Method instructor stop by Pittsburgh cause he had a high paying client out here. So, for 200 bucks, (his hotel cost) he held a little half day Seminar for all the Pittsburgh PUA's.

This was the first time i met all of the Pittsburgh PUA's, and frankly, was not that impressed. I mean, i met like 10 guys at this meeting and only a few had high status social skills. They all seemed star struck because we had someone famous in our midst. It was fucking pathetic. And then when we went out that night with Fader... I was on my 3rd set which was going very well, and all the other guys just stood around Fader like it was still a classroom setting. Fader was awesome. A very Genuine guy.

So lets get to what this field report is really about. Apocalypse Now. One the new guys i met told me about this thing called Apocalypse, some RSD reference. Basically, when all the clubs and bars shut down for the night, there are mass amount of people standing outside, getting in fights, making out, waving down cabs, total craziness. So Apocalypse method takes advantage of this emotionally driven time span. Basically, the routine goes like this.

I-Man: Hey whats up
HB: blah
I-Man: what are you doing later
HB: blah
I-Man: cool, would you like to come home with me? (However using the subtle context and tonality of "what time is it".
HB: Hahahahah, no!
I-Man: We are so broken up missy. I want my Cd's back damnit!

I did this to a girl that was on the phone, she cracked up so bad she had to hang up the phone and talk to me. Fucking amazing right? Do this to enough girls and you will always find one that hooks. Guys, they are never going to say yes, but they laughed really hard like every time.

Here is my set that really hooked. HBRussian was in a group of 8's and i didnt really have a target, just kinda went in and worked it. I dont really remember what i opened with... but i called out this tall girl with a long silver locket of a heart. "That is the fakest Tiffanys Necklace i have ever seen" Apparently i came off as gay because i know what Tiffany's looks like. But im glad i called her out, this chick was giving me the worst shit tests in the world. So as i appropriately handled each shitest, I caught HBRussian looking at me. Thats when I used the Apocalypse routine.

I-Man: whats up, what you doin tonight, would you like to come home with me?
HBRussian: haha, Maybe if you werent gay!
I-Man: Oh damn everybody, she burned my closet! You are so cute... for being from another planet!
HBfakeTiffanys: We are leaving, bye!
I-Man: Holy shit...are you the cockblock of the group:
HBfriends: HAHAAhh, she sooo is.
I-Man: Awesome, i am the cockblock of my group, we can totally smell our own!

Faketiffanys was trying her damndest to pull HBRussian away from me, but after i said the cockblock thing, HBRussian didnt budge an inch. But what did she do? Called me gay again!!! I really gotta work on my voice control as well, haha lol.
Since FakeTiffany was trying to pull her south, i grabbed HBRussian and led the way. Once i realized she seriously thought i was gay, i went MORE caveman than i ever have in my life! no more than 20 steps later....

HBRussian: I hate it when guys tell me what to do.
I-Man gives the most gleaming NLP seductive eye gaze EVER and says
I-Man: Oh my god your feisty!! I love feisty girls!

I threw her up against a telephone pole, and bam! Makeout. Keep in mind, i didnt get a single IOI....except for the gay thing. After that we talked for 20 seconds and i went for the number close....had to be quick cause its a street pickup.

HBRussian: I have a husband
I-Man: Awesome!! I will allow him to make us breakfast in the morning! But i warn you, if the OJ is not fresh, im gonna kick his ass!!!

As she laughed hysterically I spun her around and then...bam another makeout. I went for the number close again. She was still resistant. At this point, i kinda lost my game. I just pressured her into it. Just do it, do it. Like Nike says...or something like that. Bad game. I finally got the # though, and she rejoined her group of 6 or so friends who witnessed the whole thing. haha. All in the span of 5 minutes. Apocalypse Now!!!!

Here is the txt game i initiated 5 minutes after she walked away. I had to keep her state pumped or i knew she would flake.

I-Man:Hey space alien. I am so gay your husband should jump in with us!
HBRussian: Yeah i wasnt serious. And I hope your not gay, your sexy
I-Man:Haha, control yourself woman! I fucking love woman that challenge me...
HBRussian: Yeah, i love men that arent intimidated by that. you should come see me
I-Man:Haha, Im not falling for that again! Dont like one night stands you sexual predator(had to work at 7am and it was 2:30am) I am more of a long term fucktoy ;) Well see how we mesh next few days
HBRussian:Haha!! I didnt mean tonight :( sorry not that kinda girl, I meant you should cum to ******* for me sometime.
I-Man:We will see...and we will see.
HBRussian:Umm...ok :( call me. Hope im worth making the trip
I-Man:Haha, im the worse texter in the world. And dont worry, i will
HBRussian: You gonna be like every other an make promises you dont keep?
I-Man:And im also responsible and have to work at 7am(this was around 4am) Yes im a total asshole. Whatever you do, dont pickup your phone when i call you tommorrow.
HBRussian: Ok ;)

Phone game with her was great. I use the MeHow phone game method. Always works. The D2 with HBRussian went great. We went Cologne shopping. Fucking great D2, cologne shopping. Went to dinner, i asked her if she was gonna eat her bread roll and she said no. So i took it, cut out a mouth, and made it talk to her. Small tip, making stupid objects talk is always funny. After dinner we went driving...

I-Man: Is that a car dealership?
HBRussian: I think....
Then you hear my tires screech as i pull in. I Ended up making out with her on the hood of a car, and stole a golf cart to drive it around the dealership. We got out and left before anyone said anything...No F-close yet with this girl, but she called me the other night. I hardly ever get flakes anymore.

Getting Txtual with HBX-Files
So my HB9, which is HBXfiles, pickup is going very well. We had sex 3 times now and im still holding the frame that we are not dating. Before i F-closed her....One sunday morning she texts me threatening to quit her job and just bitching in general. By the way, this girl loves the Blueman Group, NickelBack, and the X-Files.

HBX-files: Bitch bitch bitch....
I-Man: You know what....Im gonna come over wednesday, completely painted in Blue, throw on your fav Nickel Back CD, and im gonna whisper top Secret Government secrets in your ear. So sexy, i know ;)
HBX-files: Actually, that is sexy

At this point, i kept getting more sexual over txt. I cant remember how the rest went, but i know i ended with, "I hope you have blue sheets"

Inner Game Note on phone game:
When im talking to chicks on the phone for the first time, i always have the urge to ask them what they though about me when we first met. Or i wanna ask them if they want me to call them another time. I want to ask them if they had a good time talking to me. This is the stupid AFC talking. Never ask these question. The men these chicks want to be with dont ask these questions because high value guys know that the girls like them, want them, have a good time with them. Asking these questions is admitting your weakness.

Another random night...Before i go on, ugly chicks do have hot friends, so sometimes it is ok to open UGS with hopes of meeting their lovely counter parts.
There was a HB6 and HB7 sitting next to the bathroom at the end of the bar. Looking around the room, i only saw a handful of other opportunities so I just went for it. Why not right? Blahblahblah, the set was going great. And then.... their HB9 friend got out of the bathroom while i had their BT spiked. (YES!!!) And wow, this HB9 shit tested me more than any other girl ever. When i ran out of anti shit test stuff, i just ignored her. It didnt even work so I ejected. Her friends came back later to apologize and try to touch me. Hands off ugs!!

Final note.
Sorry for the crazy long post, i really should have broken this up. But life is fucking good lately. I broke up with my LDR and have the whole summer free. I already have 5 beautiful girls ive been seing. Have pics of 3, these are the sure things :) I am not that which i have been. By the way, HBFridays picked ME up when i was an AFC and now she is back in town, I really want her again. :)

“I am not now That which I have been.” ~ Lord Byron, Child Harold (1812)

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