Judge's Courtship: FT'd Christmas Text Message

Monday, December 24, 2007

FT'd Christmas Text Message

Okay, I didn't want to post this in the VA forums because it might be construed as "racist" (I'm not, but this text is good). Anyway, I wanted to do a "mass text" to both flakes and non-flakes alike, but didn't want to do the whole cliche "Merry Christmas" shit. So, I came up with this one:

The Judge: Merry Kwanzaa dude

It's worked great so far. Tomorrow I'll send it to my Miss USA flake. Keep your fingers crossed...

3 comments:

Khaki said...: Aha, that's great! I considered sending that to everyone I know on Facebook for a minute, but decided against it because my black friends who had already wished me merry Christmas might not think it in such good taste.; December 25, 2007 at 9:27 PM
Rob Judge said...: Haha, yeah, I mean the humor lies in incongruence. It'd be like a Muslim person texting everyone "Be on your best behavior, Santa's coming". It's not really offensive if you think about it, but most people's kneejerk response would be to get offended. I got a lot of responses to that one...; December 26, 2007 at 11:59 AM
Posey said...: How did miss USA flake respond??; December 28, 2007 at 1:11 PM

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Monday, December 24, 2007

FT'd Christmas Text Message

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