SP: Grabby dirty guy

I'll post my theory of social peacocking next but first I feel like sharing this routine because I've FT'd with almost a 100 percent success rate and it works for both day and night game. I've used this routine to pull a model (HB9.5) off the street and onto an instant date the SECOND TIME I tried it. The reason I think this routine is great for beginners, intermediate, and advanced PUAs is it FORCES you to accept correct body language. All you have to worry about is telling the story. Okay, enough talk, here's the routine:

If you spot an HB walking down the street or if she's behind you at a bar (squeeze in front of an HB by the bar when you're ordering a drink). The key is MAKE SURE your back is facing her.
Over the shoulder ask: "Do me a quick favor. Check to see if I have any dirt or filth on my back." I've never had a girl not respond to this and 4 out of 5 times, she'll start dusting your back with her hand (cheap kino).

As she's checking, she should say, "No" (assuming you're well-groomed and not a complete d-bag), which you respond, "You're SURE? There's no filth marks, dirt stains, no PAW MARKS." If you emphasize the "PAW MARKS" part, she'll probably go wide-eyed and say, "Wait...what? PAW MARKS?!?!?!"

Now you're locked-in to tell a story (social hook).

Here's what you say, "Okay, this is so random and embarrassing…I guess I can tell you quick then I gotta roll. Okay, so I was walking down (name some street in the vicinity) and stopped at the corner, waiting for the light to change. As I'm waiting there, I feel this...this PRESENCE...moving over my shoulder. At first it was gentle, like just a little feelski. But then, all of sudden, I felt this kung-fu-death-grip take hold of my shoulder. When I looked over, I watched in horror as this grizzled man-hand was gripping and messaging me. Oh man...it was so fucking gross...I can still picture the knarly fingers, like the nails had these half-moons of dirt and there were these NASTY filth-rings all over his fingers (great chance to grab her hand and start tracing where the "dirt" and "filth" were on this "guy's" hand). Just disgusting. Anyway, I turn to face this guy, this street groper. And GET THIS, no only is this dude a complete homeless molester but he looks like an OUT OF SHAPE A.C. SLATER! Like he's got this receding hairline but his mullet is still going strong, just being all curly and gross. And he's got this gut with the accompanying man-booby action! Oh man, I just feel so...so...contaminated! Aye! thanks for listening, I just needed to tell someone (say this in a funny way, like really melodramatic and you'll get a laugh and come off like a dandy). Well, it's just another bizarre occurrence in this bizarre week I'm having. Anyway, nice meeting you..." (Pretend to walk away)

Just about every time I've used that routine in Day Game, I've had the girl grab me and beg to hear about the "bizarre week" I'm having. If they don't, start walking away then stop and say, "Okay, you know what, you're a good listener. I like you, you're cool. High five. I guess we can talk a little more" (Do this in a playful, "big brother" way) then stack to you next routine (I usually go into another "funny" story about something that happened at a bar. Caveat: DON'T tell another story about some weirdo doing something to you or you'll seem like you're trying too hard or lying. Your next routine should be an "observation" you made.)