Judge's Courtship: Phone Backgrounds

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Phone Backgrounds

I-Man: Damn, i was right about you! Your a brat AND your hella fun! I'll tell you what, I'll text you on Thursday before we go to ( aforementioned place) and let ya know when were going.
Notice i dont even ask for the number and hand her my phone. HB looks at phone for a second.
HB: Who is this?
I-man looks to see a half naked chick on the background of his phone and then I-Man displays a picture perfect "oh fuck" look all over his face. Body language falls apart.
I-Man: Its my baby sister of course, haha, geez.
HB: Eww, thats gross.

So yeah, I fucked that up pretty bad, lol. Everything prolly would have been ok if i had said that it is just some girl im kinda seeing or whatever. Oh well, unexpected shit happens sometimes. Anyways...

Ever since then, i have been thinking about what to put on the background of my phone. Lately I have been using a picture of my brothers baby. It builds a little comfort because they always ask about the baby and I can go into a routine.

I always hand my phone to the girls so they can put their number in so they always see my background. What do you guys put in your backgrounds? This is a good opportunity for us to demonstrate value, personality, comfort, or whatever we want them to see. So, what is the best thing to put in there?

2 comments:

Ron Burgundy said...: Hahaha! I actually laughed out loud when i read this! And that picture of your cousin is perfect man, nice choice.; May 21, 2008 at 10:49 PM
Hengman said...: Hahaha.

Any picture that shows that you love something is a DHV.

You put a picture of a baby which is a protector of loved ones switch.

For me, I put pictures of hot girls on my phone. It works magic.; May 29, 2008 at 4:06 AM

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