Outshined to Hypnotize

I slowly open my eyes and instinctively shut them as to only concentrate on the warmth of my bed. Ugh, another Saturday, the beginning of my work week. Without moving more than 10 inches i reach to grab my phone to see how much time before i have to get up. "Outshined" by Soundgarden starts playing before i even touch the phone. As annoying as that is, all day I felt as if I were 10 seconds ahead of everyone else. And the HB9 pull just proves it.

My cute HB8Partay friend won a happy hour at one of the better clubs in Pittsburgh. I knew that she invited tons of people so i planned on gaming all the other girls in the club. Fortunately, there was only 4 girls and 4 guys in our little partay! This night i was straight Mystery Method.

I had control of the whole fucking 8 set. I was making all the decisions, talking the most, leading everyone. I would purposely put HB9 right next to me and then turn my back on her as i told everyone else a story. Almost every time i did this she would kick my shoes, vying for attention. At first i just ignored her and gave her a little more Body Language so she wouldn't wine to the whole group. After the 5th time she kicked me i stopped talking and slowly turned to her and said, "Can I help you?"

After that i decided it was time for our group to go to the dance floor. After I grabbed HBPartay and HB9 the rest of the group followed. I love being a PUA! Apparently... HB9 does not know how to dance so she was being kinda shy. Actually she said at one point that she does not have a lot of confidence. ....I looked at her again cause my eyes have played tricks on me before... yep, she was still an HB9, WTF?!?..what an oddity, girls this hot are not usually shy, especially on the dance floor, she must be fuckin crazy...great. So now she is HBConservative.

After i yanked her out and got her dancing i did the Hula routine on HBConserv right in front of HBPartay, they both loved it. More dancing more drinking, Vegas Marriage routine, dancing more drinking, little sister disney world routine, more dancing...vibing. By now her BT was through the fuckin roof. I knew it was time for a make out. At this point she was attempting to grind her ass on me. I turned her around and we were grinding on eachother for a minute. I put my head right next to hers...

I-Man: Ughhh!
HBConserv: What?
I-Man: You smell so Fucking Good!
HBConserv: Aaaaaaah!! (pretty much the same reaction you get when you say the 'word of the day' at Pee Wee's playhouse)
I-Man: You know what?
HBConserv: What?
I-man bites her neck which immediately changed her breathing pattern and then she put both hands on my chest. I-Man proceeds to stare into her eyes with that NLP look.
HBConserv: lskjfsksjfd
I-Man: sshhh! You talk too much. Would you like to kiss me?
HBConserv: YEEES!
I-man tilts his head a little, and gives her the 'come here' finger and we meet in the middle.

I should have broke the kiss first and said, "hey we need to slow down" but i forgot. Also, I kissed her before i left the club. For those who dont know, kissing a girl goodbye is not always a good thing cause it reminds them of all the other AFC guys they've dated. Here is why i did it...

We made out at least 4 times after the first makeout before i realized i had to leave hella soon. Obviously this meant i had to take one giant leap into comfort so she wouldn't flake. My point, these multiple makeouts definitely started as attraction and kinda moved into comfort. We were doing it in different places of the club, around her friends, ya get the idea. So really, i didnt throw much comfort material in there. And of course i had to try TJ's patented flake stomper, touching her nose and telling her how much flakes annoy me during the n-close. It didn't go very smoothly as i had to explain what a flaking is..... oh i love blondes.

I arrive home and settle in bed, once again reach for my phone to set the "Outshined" alarm. Before i touch it i get a txt from HBConserv. "Lame...you shouldnt have left me." Hmmm, Hypnotize by Biggie seems like a much better alarm choice. I-Man I-Man I-Man cant you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me... :)

I-Man