What's your name?

OK, so I haven't had time to really go out and get the girl. Get this, I laid a virgin and the condom slipped. At first, I thought she was pregnant, but a recent test showed that she isn't. YAY! Second time scare for me. First time, my ex (import model named Stephanie Trung? I forgot her last name) had my kid inside of her for two months. She tells me and I'm astonished. I didn't really know what to do, but I was young at this time. I was cool with it either way. She said that she was going to have my kid. Unfortunately, 2 weeks later, she lied to me and got an abortion. Yep, life is some shit. In return, I dumped her. I don't deal with lying females!

Well, anyways, back to topic. I was doing subway game this whole week. I spotted a lot of amazing girls that I should of talked to but I didn't. No excuse for that at all, but last Thursday, there was this HOT ass Asian chick. Think of Jasmine Mai, but better looking. This girl, I could tell, was Viet. I saw her staring at me 10 feet away. She was sitting there at the edge and people were covering her. I wanted to talk to her, but it's the most awkward thing to say hi to a girl who's bunched up by so many people. So, I said fuck it to myself and talked to my female friends.

Me - Whoa! Look at who it is!
Friend - Yeah?
Me - Hi. How are you?
Friend - I'm fine.
Me - I still don't get how you got out so late.
Friend - Eh...

Conversation goes blank and the way I was standing on the subway, my body language was in BIG ASS dick mode. HBHotAsian sees how I talk to my female friends and starts eye fucking me. I'm like, "OH SHIT! Here's my chance!" So, I eye fucked back. So, I held her snake eyes for a second or two and got back into talking to my friends. My stop came by and this chick was eye fucking me harder. I then eye fucked back and I winked at her. In return, the perfect smile from her. Never saw her again since then.

A week later, I'm on the subway again. Me and my friend, Sean, are talking. Sean seen me talk to a girl and was so surprised by how I was creating attraction that he called it "smooth". Sean never says anything like that about ANYBODY. Big surprise to me, too. But anyways, Sean got off at his stop. I then walk to the front and talk to three girls. Here's how that went:

I sit.

Me - Hi.
Her - Hi.
Me - You sound excited. Today's not a bad day to go out.
Her - Yeah, I know.
Me - Shit. Really? Alright, here's the deal. I'm sitting next to you and you will listen to me speak.
Her - OK?
Me - Good. Now anyways, my name is Gerry.
Her - It is?
Me - Don't play stupid with me.
Her - OK, my name is Kelly.
Me - Hi, Kelly. I noticed that you looked pretty cute and I wanted to come talk to you.
Her - Really?
Me - Shocked? Don't be. I want my baby penguin.
Her - Why--why a baby penguin?
Me - Ever heard of cute?
Her - Yeah?
Me - Alright, I like cute things.
Her - Like me?
Me - Don't get excited. I don't kiss on the first date.
Her - Oh, that's too bad.
Me - That is, isn't it? I makeout on the subway, though.

I kino'd her like mad crazy and got the makeout. It was too easy.

A couple of days after this, I head to FDR park next to the Wachovia Spectrum and stadiums. I chill with my old female friends. They were surprised at how much I changed (my physical appearance). They were literally making comments that required something about me fucking each of them. Some fucking shit. Anyways, I tell them that I have three girlfriends at the moment. They are shocked. They then brought in my best friend, Vince, into the topic. Vince, from what I know so much about him, is a chode. He relies on his looks and it has only gotten him one girl. He's very impulsive and is a big turn off to women since he ONLY thinks about himself a majority of the time. The girls told me that Vince was just like that. From then on, I wanted to drop Vince from my social circle, but I didn't. Why? Just because. Vince called me out three times. He's seen me talk to girls and successfully get them. However, Vince can NEVER be wrong. I don't look for friends who seek validation. There's the answer.

A day after that, I talk to Sean. Sean planned to bring a camera to record me. However, he didn't bring the camera. I also felt bad that day. Like sick bad. I had a crazy ass dizzy spell. The room was like...whoa! I relax and waited for my mom to pick me up since I wouldn't be able to drive. Hot Latina teacher walks into the room. Everybody calls her Liz. I sit with my Jordan shorts on and I lean back with my hands making a gaped cuffing shape, framing my dick. Liz sees it and stares at me like twice. I think she was like, "Wow! He's confident." My dizzy spell went on so bad that I couldn't look at her without wanting to throw up. That teacher is 23 years old and she has a thing for me. Funny, but it's because she's seen me dance and sing. She doesn't live far from me either. Good sex, here I come! :D

On the same day where I had my dizzy spell, I went to Blockbuster to rent Crank and Rendition. Rendition sucked ass. Saw Crank again since I love that movie. Jason Statham is alpha as shit.

After this day, I was getting AMOG'd by a black dude. Here's how that went.

Him - I'm in my bag, I'mma --
Me - Just shut the fuck up already.
Him - Why? You damn Chink.
Me - Hey! Why did the black guy cross the street?
Him - Why?
Me - Because he was running from the cops.

He snickers and wants to bust out laughing and then I ignore him from there on. My friends see this and they laugh at him and the joke.

Now, back on the subway. See this chick. I talk to her.

Me - Hi there.
Her - Hi. What's your name?
Me - They call me Hengman.
Her - What is that?
Me - It's 'cause I'm hung like a horse.

I cheese and then she laughs.

Her - Oh really?
Me - Yes really.
Her - OK, so how you get your name?
Me - Oh, I sing.
Her - Sing?
Me - Sike! I lied. I just wanted to see your reaction. You looked funny.
Her - You're such a dork.
Me - You have to add cool to that and it's a deal.
Her - OK! You're a "cool" dork.
Me - You sounded like you didn't mean it. Say it again.
Her - You're a "COOL" dork.
Me - Sounds better. I think this would be better.

I go in for the makeout and that shit was sexy.

YEAH!

What's your name?

-Hengman, out!