Greetings and Contributions

My first glance of Mystery happened to be on Conan in the summer of 2007, and now I wonder if the FCC should have considered a little more censorship. One of the main points of "The Game" and some David D. is that you cannot let this stuff takeover your life. That being said, the PUA lifestyle has improved every aspect of my life...not just with women.

Whats happenin everybody! I am a 22 year old Musician/DJ/Computer Security Analyst from Pittsburgh. I started the PUA lifestyle after i saw Mystery on Conan. Ive never went too long without a girlfriend since I lost my virginity at 15. The relationships have always been long ones (yrs) so dating new girls every other week is new to me. Every person that knew me before my lifestyle change is now threatened because I am not that same quiet AFC pushover. Anyways, Happy to be part of this community. I enjoy long walks up tall Asians legs, watching the glow of bright blue eyes oozing in passion, and the baffled expression on HB's faces after I leave without getting their number.

A couple great lines I finally got to field test...

Me: Nice to meet you Allie, but I'm afraid to say I prolly wont remember your name...waaay too many syllables.
I-man leaves set and comes back later
I-man: Your Allie right?
HBAllie: Yeah, im surprised you remembered my name!
I-man: Oh i know, waaay too many vowels!
HBAngela: I thought you said too many syllables?
I-man: (Give her weird look and move to next thread)

"I know exactly which one of the 7 dwarfs you would be...(get friends opinion or let them guess) Snoopy". This worked great (once) cause she was interviewing me. Otherwise, you can use Dopey as he is the most liked character. Then I usually go into a Halloween costume thread.

Last night something happened that has happened on more than one occasion. I found 2 best friends and I sarge them both because they are inseparable. (Have not found a good wing man in Pittsburgh) They end up both loving me, and they both thrive for my kino. As the end of the night approaches I cannot decide who's number I should get. So last night I got the number of one, and the facebook page of the other. I joked with them that together they would make one solid hookup! They liked it but I thought of another routine I could have used.

I-man: Stop! (clap hands at same time as the word)
I-man grabs HB hand and spins her around, then repeats with the HB best friend.
I-man: Damn, I haven't decided yet...
HB's: You haven't decided what? (they know what I'm talking about but girls have to be oblivious when this kind of thing happens because of their anti-slut mechanics.)
Me: I haven't decided which one of you I'm going to adopt and make my little sister. (Kudos Lovedrop)
I-man starts qualifying each on whatever.

Enjoy!