I am Knowledge. This is my story!

First and foremost I would like to thank The Judge for allowing me access to the amazing resource of information!

As this is my first post on here I would like to share my story. It has been 24.5 years in the making and as sad as it sounds, it is mine. This being the first time I have completely organized the thoughts and actions that was me AFC, please bear with me. I am primarily posting this in order to get it out of my head. I feel the need to relinquish the feelings associated with this story in order to further my inner game. I want to lay myself out there, no matter how "anonymous" this is, it is still me, still real, and still very hard to admit.

Where to start.....

I have grown up most of my life in rural areas. I would like to say I'm from New York, L.A., or hell even Cleveland. Though none of this would be true. I grew up right outside of a town of 500 people in east Texas until the age of 12, when I moved to Idaho. My father being a Baptist preacher moved to the on town in the world with the HIGHEST percentage of Mormons per capita of any place on Earth, 98% to try and convert the Mormons. This being said, I went from a very low social contact place, to an EXTREMELY socially awkward place.

I was never really much of a social person after I moved to Idaho, due to not fitting in with the other people around me. My dad then died when I was 14 years old, he had been struggling with diabetes for years. I became very resentful of that, as well as then being stuck in Idaho, and knowing there was no longer a purpose to be there. This resentment wound up taking over my life, and highly affected my social outwardness. I ended up falling into the party scene in high school. However it was people from away from high school that I hung out with, never anybody from school. These people were usually angry, socially awkward AFCs such as myself. While there was some female interaction, usually they were very low value girls. And then even then I was to big of an AFC to talk to, especially escalate with most of them. This led to my never ever ever approaching girls on my own, and especially not hot ones. I wound up always seeming to fall into LJBF. Finally I met one HB7 through some friends, and once again fell into LJBF. However, after about 6 months of this we got drunk and wound up fooling around, my first time. This happened a couple of months before my 17th birthday. And as any good AFC loser like myself, at that time would do, I clung on for dear life! It was an on again off again thing, but after that I seemed to get laid by other girls more often. I refrain from using the term HB, as most them would have to be labled "Not so HBs." So I wound up having 2 children, both girls with HB7 and we got married. I was married to HB7Exwife for 3 years. It was hell, I was unhappy in the relationship but was clinging on partially because I felt incapable of attracting anyone as good or better. When she left is when I decided that needed to change. Thus I stepped into a stage of psuedo rAFC. I bought books such "A Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting Girls." It didn't work. I did though meet what became my best friend, and coincidentally the best wing man I have met to date. I started getting laid more often, some HBs, but more frequently Not so HBs. I did though, start working on what I now label my inner game.

I then met another girl HB7, and I repeated a pattern. LJBF for a couple months, sex, girlfriend. I am extremely glad this happened. I was in Alaska at this time, due to having been a medic in the Army and was getting out. So I stayed in Alaska with HB7Hippie. Looking back she is one of the most insecure, fragile girls I know. During the time she was my girlfriend though, she helped be build my inner game to substantial levels. Being a hippie, from a line of hippies they were very into meditation, The Secret by Rhonda Byrnes, etc. This has changed me life forever!

Now to explain how I found this community. This story sounds outrageous, however I swear to you that is is 100% real. My girlfriend HB7Hippie was born and raised in Fairbanks, Alaska. She was a very popular girl throughout the community, having lots of friends. She has been a hairstylist there for 12 years. Anyway, she started telling me about her friend Chris that was some big pickup artist in L.A. Supposedly he was writing a book with the help of this other weirdo that called himself Mystery. Her and Chris had gone to high school together, and they still keep in regular contact, through their Alaskan social circle. Chris has kids there and comes up on a regular basis to see them and take them back to L.A. sometimes. Well after a couple months of hearing about this guy that claims he can get any girl, but has a very gay, or creepy sounding approach (All of these adjectives were my thoughts at the time, not currently) He paints his nails black, etc. So I am thinking this total bullshit, and that this stuff would never work. Mind you I never went and researched either. So eventually the time came when Chris was supposed to be coming to town, July 2006. I was ready to see this guy. I wanted to watch him crash and burn, just like I usually did. So a couple of days before he comes he calls and tell HB7Hippie and someone I will refer to as Nigel Thunder, that Mystery has decided to come with him, but only for 1 of the 2 weeks he would be there. I was excited, I got to watch too freaks crash and burn. So we pick them up from the airport on a Thursday afternoon. Both of them peacocked to the max. Mystery with a beanie, some goggles, and binoculars. And Chris, who I found out goes by Lovedrop was wearing some flashy jeans, a shirt with french cuffs, and a leather coat with blue crosses on it. These guys from the minute we walked into the first bar these guys proved their abilities. Less than 2 minutes of walking into the first bar Mystery had an HB8 and we were bouncing to the next place due to "lack of targets." I had no idea about the slang dealing with picking up girls like this. So, HB7Hippie being good friends with Lovedrop and Nigel Thunder that we hung out with them and chauffeured Mystery around for an entire week. The entire time smoking more pot than some drug dealers have seen in their lifetimes. This entire time driving around getting baked with Mystery, had him pumping out inner game knowledge, magic tricks, constant talk about how to pick up girls, personal info about him. It was a very eye opening experience. The first night I met them I went home and searched the Internet for hours about them and the PUA community. I didn't get to actually train with them their due my having a girlfriend, who was the reason I was hanging out with them in the first place. However I did start applying some of the knowledge with my daily interactions with women, and to my enjoyment I got good responses.

Me and HB7 remained together until this past December. I have now moved back to Idaho to live closer to my to beautiful girls, who constantly remind me why I must change myself. I have started working for myself, and have done so even in Alaska for slightly over 1 year. I am now headed down the path that I want my life to to what I am just getting handed. I am focused and ready to power down the road of business and PUA and feeling like I am a snowball gaining constant momentum. I have started practicing PUA on a regular basis. However I am still having a big AA problem. I have read a few good posts on the VA about it. I am regretful for not keeping better contact with Mystery now, but did send him an email on myspace to which he did respond positively to.

I know that this is long, but I needed to get it all out and already feel soooo much better. Thank you. I look forward to getting better and actually become a PUA instead of the rAFC that I know I currently am. I have spent the last 2 days reading all of the posts on here and they are great. Thanks Judge for setting up this great community.

Peace,
Xtreme Knowledge
"Knowledge is the unquenchable thirst!"

Part III: The Road to PUA

So, now the story becomes interesting, now the story turns to my rise into the world of PUA …

I can pinpoint the exact moment I went from AFC to rAFC or PUA in training or whatever title you’d give to a guy who says, “I don’t have natural game, but can and will learn it. This is an area of my life I’m going to get handled.” Funny thing: that moment wasn’t when I was watching the Pick Up Artist and the AFCs ran game. In fact, that scene reinforced my AFCness, as I remember watching Joe W. roll up to a 2-set and say, “Hey! I like your style!” and me thinking, “That’s a pretty good line!” No, the moment for me came when Mystery, Matador, and J-Dogg rolled into the club. While there’s a lot of talk and speculation about the show being staged (which I’m sure it probably was being I worked in entertainment journalism for a short time), it didn’t/doesn’t matter. The confidence and ease they exuded was like nothing I’d ever seen. It was at that moments, watching the PUAs run game, I said, “Whatever it takes, I’m going to do this.”

So, Monday morning, back at work, I started pulling up whatever websites I could on Mystery and the PUA. One of the first I found was the VA website where I read Mystery’s post on negging. It blew me away and I immediately ordered The Game and Mystery Method off Amazon.com. Later that morning, on my coffee break with Sal, I found out he had also watched the PUA and had the exact same reaction as I had.

This was good very news.

Like two fat guys who make a resolution to keep each other motivated at the gym, Sal and I devised elaborate plans to improve our game. We promised each other we’d overcome our Approach Anxiety by talking to every woman – ugly or hot – that passed us during our coffee break (we took our coffee breaks on a busy street in Midtown Manhattan). As we were talking about this, we both noticed a super hotty walking down the street we had uncreatively dubbed, “Hot Office Girl” As she came close, I looked to Sal and said, “I’m gonna do it” and, as she opened the door, I made my first cold approach:

The Judge: Hey! I don’t mean to be disrespectful but I have to ask you something…if, uh, you don’t mind…

Hot Office Girl: Um, ok…

The Judge: Aren’t you sick of these construction workers across the street giving you catcalls! I noticed them totally hitting on you before and it pissed me off. My God! They were practically hitting on me!

Hot Office Girl: Haha, oh yeah. A few of them are my friends. But they can be rude sometimes.

The Judge: Uh, okay cool. Thanks for answering, see you around.

Even though the question was weak and tentative (keep in mind, I still hadn’t read any PUA literature), Sal’s mouth was gapping. “Dude, that was fucking awesome!” he exclaimed, “You, like, totally dismissed her! Oh man, we’re gonna be like the new Mystery and Matador!” After rounds of high fives, our mission set: Approach everyone to destroy AA.

So, day after day, Sal and I took our coffee breaks and made approaches. However, after the third or fourth day, I noticed a pattern: I approached the first set, used our patented, “I don’t mean to be disrespectful BUT…” opener, started a mini-conversation (luckily, I only had 1 blowout the entire time!) and then turned the floor over to Sal. We’d wait. And wait. And wait. Finally, when we’d spot a girl Sal said he was going to open, he’d freeze as she’d walk by then say something like, “Ah, she was not as hot as I thought she’d be” or “Oh man! I could just tell she was a total bitch!” However, later in the day or the next morning, he’d tell me colorful tales of all the women he’d approached on the train or during his lunch break.

It started to piss me off.

While I enjoy the push of having a wingman, he was simply standing around acting like deadweight. For me, being a guy who suffered from massive AA, I knew that once I opened my mouth, I felt calmer. That’s why I liked Sal there…I had to open my mouth because I’d call it and didn’t want to go back on my word. However, Sal seemed completely content to sit there and do nothing. Eventually, I noticed Sal getting really uncomfortable during our coffee break approaches, so I cut them out all together and started a personal mission: Approach 1 set during my lunch break and 1 set on my walk home.

This is truly where I overcame my AA. While the coffee break approaches were helpful, I knew in the back of my mind that I was only doing them so I wouldn’t lose face in front of Sal. I knew that if I said I was going to approach, then didn’t, I’d have to face him for the rest of the day, reminding me of my small balls (hence why his failure to approach nullified his effect: he couldn’t judge me if he wasn’t approaching either). Instead I worked out and FT’d a fairly good day game opener that was scripted but could be tweaked to be situational. It went something like this:

The Judge: Hey, I like your (name some article of clothing) BUT doesn’t it (name some negative effect wearing such clothing might entail)?

I used to walk all over the streets of Midtown saying shit like, “Hey, I like your earrings but don’t they hurt your ears?”, “Hey, I like your boots but aren’t you afraid you’re going to ruin them in the rain?”, “Hey, I like your bag but aren’t you afraid some crazy homeless person is going to steal it?” This opener, while not perfect, was great for a newbie. It has a compliment (keeps you from getting blown out), an embedded neg (gets you comfortable negging people), and forces the HB to qualify herself (gets a conversation started where you seem like the one with the power).

Toward the end of August, right when I received MM in the mail, I had a big breakthrough and a big failure in the same day. It was a Thursday afternoon and I was walking home, promising myself I’d open one set somewhere along my 30 minute walk from Midtown to the Upper East Side. As I was walking up Lexington, I noticed a fairly attractive HB8 and stepped up my pace to open her. But, right before I opened, I noticed a few steps ahead and Perfect 10. Literally this girl was exactly how you’d imagine a 10: Perfect tall, skinny body; flowing blonde hair; a face that was so beautiful, you’d expect to see it on the cover of a magazine or music video…not on the street (in retrospect, the only hotter girl I’ve ever PU’d was the Miss America contestant...which I’ll get to later).

Since I figured, “Hey, I’m learning so I might as well try” I sidled up behind her, opened her from behind (huge no-no), and said, “Hey, I like your jeans but aren’t you afraid you’re going to tear them up walking down the mean streets of Manhattan?” The opener was terrible and my BL was atrocious (I was even shaking when I said it), but for some reason she looked at me, smiled, and launched into this long, 2-minute explanation about jeans and how women have to dress a certain way because of men, and a bunch of other shit I wasn’t paying attention to because all I kept thinking was, “Neg her! Neg her!” So, after she finally shut up, I said, “Uh…well, I forgive you. You’re not from here, are you?” It was a stupid question (I thought it was a neg then lol) but again, she prattled on with some soliloquy about coming from L.A. and how she’s Ukrainian and 23 and some other shit. Once she finished, I said, “Oh, you’re Ukrainian? I can’t talk to you.” When she demanded to know why, I used the old “my ex-gf was Ukrainian and I know you’re all crazy” she gave me a look that implied, “Bullshit” (in fact, I was scared she’d read MM and knew what I was doing! lol) but then I started speaking some Ukrainian to her (Katya actually was Ukrainian so I knew some basic words and greetings) and she flipped out. I remember she grabbed me and said, “That’s some vocabulary you have!” then we started talking about a bunch of random shit. Once the conversation started going stale, I said, “Uh…why am I getting a creative vibe from you? What do you that’s creative?” She jumped all over this question, telling me how she draws and loves fashion…but her real secret love is writing. Then I went nuts (a little too nuts perhaps), high fived her, told her I was a writer, then tried something I’d never done before….

The Judge: Okay, I got to go. Even though you live in LA maybe we can be friends. Do you have email?

HB10: I can give you my email.

I was shocked! I didn’t ask her for it! I know I should’ve asked for the number too but I was super excited just to @-close this girl. I remember walking away and feeling like the biggest ladies’ man. I wished everyone in Manhattan saw me walk up to this gorgeous stranger and within 10 minutes have her writing her email for me. I felt like I was unstoppable. When I got home, I put her email into a MySpace search and found her profile (it was all modeling pictures of her…confirming my suspicions that was a model) and went crazy. I sent the profile to all my AFC friends (huge mistake) and told them the story. I was shocked to find no one was impressed. In fact, they thought what I was doing was creepy and pathetic. Not only were they patronizing, they wanted a demonstration. So we all decided to meet up that night on the Lower East Side.

Perhaps I needed to learn this the hard way, but at that point I thought I had found the panty password for meeting hot women which I couldn’t wait to share with my friends. I had no idea so many people would resist or simply not care about learning to pick up HBs effectively. I figured my friends were hating because they couldn’t believe it, and once I showed them how easy it was, we’d revive the Crusaders and go on a tear. So, the night started with plenty of drinks and bullshiting. After a few drinks, I approached an ugly 3-set with my patented opener, hooked it and ran the set for a while. Unfortunately, none of my friends noticed as they were in another part of the bar. When I came back and asked them why no one came to wing me, they all looked at me like I was lying, and speculations started that I hadn’t actually picked up the girl from the MySpace profile. Stupidly, I said, “Fine, you guys pick the girl you want me to approach and I’ll do it.” (Keep in mind, my confidence was at a false all-time high…I literally thought I was Mystery haha)

Rather than picking a target in that bar, we bounced to another LES bar where my friend saw a girl he was interested in. He pointed her out and said, “There. Why don’t you go open that girl’s Asian friend and introduce me to the cute one.” I smiled and approached the set absolutely assured I’d have no problem opening:

The Judge: Hey, I like your shoes. They look very expensive but aren’t you afraid you’re going to ruin them in a trashy bar like this?

Asian Bitch: Haha nice try asshole! They’re orthopedic shoes dumbass. Way to try a pick up line!! (Shows The Judge shoes actually are ugly, plain white orthopedic shoes)

The Judge: Well, uh…um…I’m out. (Slams beer on the bar and exits)

The next day, emails about how stupid the approach was and how bad I fucked it up circulated. In fact, my AFC friend had the balls to try and accuse me of “ruining his chances” with the friend. My defense: “Dude, I gave you the best opportunity to roll in after me and say, ‘Oh man! What did that guy just say to you??’” While the emails were funny and I have enough of a sense of humor to see the hilarity in the situation I realized an important lesson from that experience: AFCs simply cannot grasp the world of pick up.

After a few days of cooling off, I was back in the field approaching sets on my home from work and on my lunch break. I also began approaching at bars and clubs and was amazed to find how simply I could strike up conversations. At this point, I started getting numbers of 7s just for practice (all of them flaked) and began developing a routine stack.

Another amazing day for me came on September 4. I remember this day specifically (it was a Tuesday) because that’s Katya’s birthday. I remember sitting in my apartment, knowing Katya was expecting a call. I figured, “Hey, I’ll give her a birthday present”, left my apartment with a plan, and walked towards midtown. My goal: Find the most beautiful girl and open her with my newest opener: The grabby homeless guy.

To get a sense of how high my standards were, I walked 3 miles through Manhattan before I found the right girl! But, I knew I had found my target the minute I heard the clop of her stilettos. As I’m waiting for the light to change right in front of Macy’s in Herald Square, I see this absolutely gorgeous petite girl in an evening gown came prancing down 34^th street. As she walks up behind me, I’m in perfect lock in position to deliver the grabby homeless guy opener, get AA for a second, hesitate, then go it.

Honestly, I don’t know how this set hooked. This was my first approach of the night. I’d walked for an hour – the entire time inside my own head – putting a TON of undue pressure on myself to open. When I hesitated and opened my mouth, my voice came out shaky and weak. But surprisingly, the girl seemed not to mind. In fact, she started dusting my back (reverse kino…nice!). I was shocked, mentioned I was still really nervous because of the crazy homeless guy (trying to explain away my bad opener) then tried to eject by saying, “Oh well, another bizarre occurrence in this bizarre week I’m having”. The funny thing is, I really WAS trying to walk away from her. But then, magically…

HB9.5Model: Wait (grabs Judge’s hand)…I want to hear more about this week you’re having.

The Judge: Okay, I’ll walk one block with you out of my way…

And, for a block, I actually ran solid game. Since I was neg crazy, I just kept negging her (I remember I said, “I’m gonna set you up with another guy on the street…I’m not your type”, “You’re such a nice girl and I only date badasses” and “Do you always pull random hot guys off the street and start hitting on them” in back-to-back-to-back succession). For that block, I ran decent enough game that SHE proposed the instant date:

HB9.5Model: Well you’re a lucky guy…

The Judge: Why’s that?

HB9.5Model: Because…I’m gonna let you buy me a drink tonight. And if you’re real good, two drinks.

The Judge: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…you have this backwards, babe. YOU’RE lucky because I’m gonna let YOU buy ME a drink.

HB9.5Model: (Stops and considers) Okay, but just know you’re not a gentleman…

From there, the rest of my game SUCKED. I remember we actually had 2 drinks (which I paid for lol), sat and talked, and all I could do was neg her. It was pathetic. I was trying to be this super cool guy and it just came off really superficial and contrived. The only thing I remember that’s interesting is at one point the girl took out her cell phone, which I ripped out of her hands and started scrolling through. I saw a number listed “Jeter” and, when I asked her who it was, she informed me it was, in fact, Derek Jeter’s number. I asked her how she knew him and she CLAIMS he hit on her, but she didn’t want to go on a date with him because he had grisly nails. Anyway, she was leaving for the Hamptons that weekend, but made me promise I’d call her next Tuesday (totally flaked). While it was a rollercoaster of emotion, it pumped my confidence BIG TIME.

From there, I joined the VA boards and started meeting guys to wing with (thinking that every guy was going to have game I could learn from). Man, was I wrong. One day I’ll write a whole post just on the hilarity of some of the characters I met up with, but just suffice to say for now, most guys were these complete AFC losers who had chronic AA and wanted me to work as a free instructor. (With, of course, the exception of Ga’ash and a few other guys…but the night I met Ga’ash was quite a fiasco as well…keep reading)

Anyway, I realized I was getting better and better at approaches, but knew I needed to see someone who REALLY knew what they were doing run game. Literally, everything I knew was from watching YouTube videos, watching the VH1 show, and reading books. So I started searching around the internet for the NYC Lair/PUA schools.

That’s when I found this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYeo3nfMTQE

That man’s name is Affection. Since there was no way I could afford a PUA school, I emailed him with an offer: I’d rewrite his website copy if he’d take me out in the field and let me watch him open sets. I was shocked when a few days later, Affection returned my email inviting me to a private party at the Guggenheim museum.

That night will be a scene in upcoming novel…it was so full of theatrics. Imagine a timid, somewhat AFC me standing outside the Guggenheim museum, shivering in the October cold, when I get a text that read something like, “Hey we’re almost there. I’ll be the one with the sparkles on my face, blue military jacket and leather pants ~Affection”.

And, the minute he stepped out of the cab with his wingwoman in tow, I knew it was unmistakably Affection. Imagine that kid you knew in college who was sort of dorky but also sort of a badass. Like a little guy with blonde hair, skinny, but had a wise-ass smirk tattooed on his face. Then dress that guy up in sunglasses (at night) smear sparkles across his face, put him in a blue coat right out of a My Chemical Romance video and slap on some leather pants and industrial boots and you’ll get a visual of the guy who was walking toward me.

I introduced myself and noticed immediately how clearly and articulately he spoke (it really goes to show the value of voice lessons). After shooting the shit for a few outside, we went inside where I was amazed. I’ve sarged with Affection a bunch of times since, but I’ve never seen him more on than that night. The minute we walked into the VIP section, every head turned. Guys ran over to shit test/AMOG him as girls started pulling me aside, asking, “Who IS that guy? Is he gay? Is he single?” I watched Affection systemically run the ENTIRE VIP section. The things I watched him do absolutely blew my mind. He seemed to have a canned response to EVERYTHING and whatever he said hooked. He had me trying outrageous openers and, once I was about to get blown out, he rolled up behind me and salvaged the set. I actually watched him undress a 30-year-old model right in front of me as she just giggled!

It was an eye-opening night.

My brain was racing after watching him and I opened 5 sets on my walk home (ironically one of those sets was a drunk HB Jazz Singer who doesn’t remember this…I actually formally PU’d her at the same party next month).

And the next night, I’d officially become a PUA.

I’m sure for the guys who are PUAs, you can all pinpoint the moment when everything clicked, and while your game might not have been perfect, you realized: I’m not longer an AVERAGE FRUSTRATED CHUMP. For the guys who are new to this, when this night happens, you’ll never forget the exact second that it occurs.

For me, the night started when I met Prada and Theory at a huge Long Island club. I got there somewhat early and the bar was mostly dudes. At this point, Prada and Theory were both not yet convinced of the awesomeness of the PUA lifestyle. As I explained my mind-blowing night with Affection, I noticed a very quality 2-set out of the corner of my eye. It was two HB8’s (blonde and brunette) getting their hands kissed by some PATHETIC AFC. I watched the HBs girl-code each other, get up, and walk away. Using what Affection taught me, I followed them (paying attention to my BL so as not to seem creepy). When they sat down at another part of the bar, I opened immediately:

The Judge: Okay, you guys are gonna have to tell me what that guy just said so I can get the same awesome responses you guys gave him – you know, the disgusted looks, running away. Man, that guy is a PIMP.

HBs: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…That guy sucked!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

The Judge: Cool, get this. I had this girl do the same shit to me last night. (Made up the Tony the Tiger story pretty much on the spot)

HBs: AHAHAHAHAHA

The Judge: (Not sure what to do next…suddenly hears himself repeating something Affection said the night before) Sooo ummm…you must be the bad one…and you, you’re the good one.

I don’t want to record everything that happened, but just suffice it to say, these HBs went NUTS. In fact, I’ve never seen two girls physically fight over me before, as the “bad” one actually hit the good one at one point. Anyway, one thing I’d always been scared to do but saw Affection do routinely was push HBs off of him when they’d touch too early. I always thought when a girl is touching me, it’s an IOI and I should embrace it. But, because all his other material was working so well, when HBBadBrunette put her hands on my chest and exclaimed “WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!?!?!” I actually peeled her hand off me and said, “Touchy, touchy, miss” then went into TD’s angel/devil routine and paraded the girls around the venue on each arm – straight Mystery style. I’ll never forget the look on Prada and Theory’s face when I walked back over to them with a girl on each arm. Anyway, in retrospect, I probably could’ve f-closed HBBadBrunette and sort of wished I had asked for her number. She was ALL OVER me but I was too inexperienced to even go for a k-close…yet.

Because I still hadn’t graduated to PUA status.

So, we ejected from that set and Prada and Theory ran some quality sets throughout the venue. Later in the night, a stupid cover band started playing. As we walked over to the stage area, a group of girls in the front row playing flash game had everyone’s attention. They were all drunk, running around, taking pictures, etc. One girl in particular – an HB9 – was the nucleus of all the attention as the band was asking her what songs SHE wanted to hear and honoring her requests. Prada, Theory and I watched her shoot down at least 3 or 4 guys in the span of one song. (I can still see the way her sparkly gold dress fit perfectly to her slim body and the way she was dancing like a complete diva as every guy stared at her lustfully.)

I knew that bitch had to get negged.

Theory and Prada both confirmed if I could pick up that girl than this shit undoubtedly works. I took the challenge and walked up behind HB9GoldenDress

(As band ends song and there’s 10 seconds of talking time)

The Judge: Hey! The band seems to listen to you because you have such an obnoxious voice. Why don’t you do something cool and request this new song by this underground band. Ace of Bass. The song’s called, “I Saw the Sign”. (Rolls off)

HB9GoldenDress: WHAT?!??!?! (Chases The Judge and grabs him) That’s NOT a new band! Ace of Bass?!?!?!

The Judge: (Brushes off her hand) I’m obviously talking to someone with no culture. They’re, like, the hottest new band. You’re lame, see ya…(Rolls off again)

HB9GoldenDress: OH MY GOD! What the fuck?!?! What is your name. (Grabs Judge again)

The Judge: John Rambo, grabby. (Pushes her off again)

This went on until she introduced me to all of her friends, told me it was her birthday, yada yada. We actually got into one really heated fight during the night then made up (the bar then took a “couples picture” of us and I’m pissed they never posted it on their website because this girl was SMOKING). We ended up snuggling up together on a couch and bonding for an hour (still I was too much of a pussy to k-close using PUA material). And, she eventually got bored I wasn’t escalating and ran back to dance.

At this point, I took some high fives from Prada and Theory and got ready to call it a night. As they both left, I went to say goodbye to HB9GoldenDress to find her getting grinded on by some meathead Abercromie-looking guy. Since she didn’t look too into it, I figured I’d play hero and rescue her. As I walked up to her, a HUGE linebacker type guy grabbed me and said, “AND YOU WERE JUST LEAVING!”

Trying to avoid a needless AMOG situation, I said, “That’s my cousin. I want to say goodbye to her.”

Linebacker guy stared at me angrily, pulled me back into him and whisper-yelled in my ear, “Listen you little bitch…just because you can’t get pussy, don’t be coming up here and cock blocking my friend” and then proceeded to push/launch me across the bar.

At the time, I stormed out of the bar thinking, “Fuck that, I don’t need this shit…” and was about to get in my car and leave. I remember my hand was on the door handle and I thought: I can either leave now like an AFC or I can walk back into that bar and AMOG that fucker.

Before I had time to consider my safety, I was already headed back to the bar. By the time I’d walked back to where HB9GoldenDress was getting rape-danced, I had a plan.

Rather than approach HB9GoldenDress directly, I walked over to her friend who seemed to like me the most.

The Judge: Man, I’m about to go. It’s a shame I can’t say goodbye to HBGoldenDress but it looks like that creepy, grabby guy is all over her…

Awesome Friend: OMG! HBGoldenDress loves you Judge! You have to say goodbye to her….it’s her BIRTHDAY! (Runs and pulls HBGoldenDress away)

When HBGoldenDress walked back up to me, I simply grabbed her and started making out with her.

I don’t know if I became a PUA when our lips met or when I turned around with a huge smile on my face and stared at the irate linebacker. Either way, by the time I walked out (actually sort of jogged out because I was afraid of getting my ass kicked) of that bar, I felt like I had become a PUA.

And the next week confirmed it...

So, the next week Prada and Theory were ready to learn from The Judge. Like Cormac McCarthy’s great character, I actually felt “Judge-like” as I led an expedition into the busy streets of Lower Manhattan. That night, I’d approached some decent sets, but opened EVERYONE. By the end of the night, I’d probably approached 15+ sets.

And, what always seems to be my luck, the last set of the night was legendary.

So, Theory, Prada and I are walking down one of busiest bar streets in Manhattan (literally drunk people everywhere) when I spot a super sexy HB8.5 smoking a cigarette outside some shady club. Seeing this girl, she’s what I like to call a “NYC BITCH”…you can imagine the type: dirty blonde with bangs over her eyes, lots of eye-liner, super skinny with a scowl across her face. So, I open with my all-time favorite opener for girls smoking outside bars:

The Judge: Hey, is it any good in there?

HB8.5SexyBlonde: It’s alright…

The Judge: Cool, because I’m having a horrible night…(stacks into a perfected Tony the Tiger story)

The game I ran on this girl was flawless. I was so loose and calibrated at this point, everything I said was hooking. Every neg was pumping her state. Every hoop I offered her she was jumping through. I felt like the PUA I knew I had graduated into last week.

Then, a dude rolled up.

At first glance, the guy was beefy and good looking enough to be HB8.5SexyBlonde’s boyfriend. He looked like the blonde surfer type you’d see working at a Holister or Pac Sun. When he rolled into the set, he immediately snaked his arm around my target.

I remember thinking to myself: AMOG or befriend him? AMOG or befriend him?

Then I heard myself say, “Hey what’s up bro? I’m The Judge.” The guy introduced himself and ended up being THE coolest guy I’ve ever met in the field (I actually n-closed him later in the night lol). He told me that he and HB8.5SexyBlonde are just friends and she had me repeat all my awesome stories for this guy. He was LOVING it. He insisted we all come inside and do a shot with him. I played hard-to-get so HB8.5SexyBlonde would sweat a little then finally agreed.

And inside is where magic happened.

Now imagine this scene: I’m there in my favorite peacocking outfit (a military shirt from H&M, all my silver rings…actually the first night I wore them all out, and my platform shoes) and Prada and Theory are both dressed up in suits. When we get inside, Prada and Theory start opening sets, but bring the girls over to meet me, where I’m in a lock-in position at a table. HB8.5SexyBlonde and Cool Guy roll back to their table where their “friend” was sitting (I promised to join them in a minute (I encouraged Prada and Theory to open some sets since the night was more of a “mini-bootcamp” than an actual sarge.)

While all this is going on, a set of eyes is observing all this. There is a set of eyes, who is watching me, completely leaned back in a chair, surrounded by two good looking guys in suits and a gaggle of women all laughing at everything I’m saying. As this set of eyes is watching all this, she’s being told by HB8.5SexyBlonde and Cool Guy, “That’s the writer…you have to hear this guy’s story about blah blah blah…”

(I know this sounds like very self-indulgent prose, but bear with me…this is probably the proudest moment of my life haha)

At one point, I looked up and saw the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen staring at me with a smile. Literally, I remember thinking: This girl can’t be real. There’s no way she can be THAT hot. When I realized this was the “friend” Cool Guy described to me outside, I got up and walked over.

As I was walking over, I noticed a table-full of muscular West Point guys putting their arms around this girl and handing her more drinks than she could ever consume. I sort of zoned all that out and reopened Cool Guy (HB8.5SexyBlonde had wandered off somewhere). Immediately he and I started joking around and laughing. Suddenly, I felt a tug on the epaulette of my shirt. Not even acknowledging it, I put my finger up and continued talking to Cool Guy. When I felt the tug again, I turned to stare into the face of absolute beauty. (If I didn’t find the ethics of revealing the identity of the HBs I sarge dubious, I’d send you guys the YouTube links where she was competing for the Miss USA pageant…basically, she made it into the Top 10 for Miss USA…if you can imagine what one of the ten most beautiful women in the US looks like up close, you’ll understand how perfect this girl’s face actually was)

sHB11BeautyQueen: Hi! I’m sHB11!

The Judge: Oh, you’re Cool Guys’s friend?

sHB11BeautyQueen: Yeah! I heard about you. I want to hear that story –

The Judge: Anyway… (turns back to Cool Guy)

sHB11BeautyQueen: (Grabs The Judge again) Wait…what’s your name??

The Judge: (Looks at Cool Guy and laughs like she’s a bratty kid) Haha, it’s The Judge.

sHB11BeautyQueen: Please tell me about this girl that grabbed you tonight…

Cool Guy: Oh man, you gotta tell her…

The Judge: Okay, okay…get this (stacks into the Tony the Tiger story for about the 10^th time that night)

sHB11BeautyQueen: NO!!!! That really happened?!!?!?

I then went on to game both Cool Guy and sHB11 flawlessly. Like I had them telling me all the cool things they’d take me to if I visited their state. sHB11 started telling me how she and HB8.5SexyBlonde live together in the city now yada yada. Basically, I was running game so well I wasn’t even really thinking about it. I was simply in the moment (this is what happens when I run my best PUs…I just zone out and stop even thinking how hot the girl is) until, I start getting massive IOIs. Suddenly, sHB11 grabs my waist:

sHB11: (Points at Judge) You have a girlfriend, I know you do.

The Judge: No, I don’t. I swear.

sHB11: I know you do!

The Judge: Haha, I think you have a boyfriend…look at all these guys who are buying you drinks. (West Point losers kept interrupting, trying to take pictures with sHB11, AMOG me…Theory ran AWESOME interference on these turds) Honestly, I can’t even compete with these dudes. They would WORSHIP you. Like, you’d be their Helen of Troy. They’d call you like 10 times a day, buy you flowers –

sHB11: I HATE these guys. They’re trying to get me drunk. You’re going to have to protect me from them….

The Judge: Haha, you and I would never get along. We’re too similar. You’re really confident and I’m really confident. We’d cut through people like a laser beam…just rip people to shreds.

sHB11: (Starts caressing The Judge’s arm in a very suggestive way) Well, you’re under the impression that opposites attract. That’s not true. Similar people attract. We WOULD get along.

The Judge: I don’t know…actually, you know what…I’d totally make you a character in one of my novels…

sHB11: Tell me!

The Judge: I’d make you a little Scotty dog…you know the one with the mustaches who are so feisty. That would SO be you…haha

sHB11: Haha…a dog?!?! No!!! I want to be the heroine in one of your novels…wait, can you keep a secret?

The Judge: Sure.

sHB11: Okay, I don’t like telling guys this because they always go crazy but I’m a model.

The Judge: Respect. (pounds sHB11)

sHB11: I think you’re really good looking.

The Judge: I can say the same about you.

(Then the fatal moment of the PU…everything at this point was flawless…even though this conversation seems completely illogical, this is exactly the way it went down (with a few words missing here or there)…we were just saying random shit to each other and it was incred then…)

sHB11: (Pulls Judge closer to her) YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT.

If this was a shit-test, I failed. Picture me as a balloon and her as a needle. Literally, my game went to shit at that point. I know why, too. I remember she said that and I was looking right into her eyes. I should’ve k-closed her the second the words came out of her mouth, but I hesitated. Instead I remember thinking, “Holy shit dude, this girl can be your future girlfriend. This girl could be your wife. Imagine waking up next to this girl, naked. Imagine the happiness this girl will bring you for the rest of your life.”

My awesome qualifying BL melted into sloppy lean-in. My face did the doggy dinner bowl. I started stuttering. Cool Guy noticed this and stopped being so cool. He started giving me a creeper look. I remember at one point I tried to use the classic line, “Hey, you’re gonna be my new girlfriend but wait…hold on…can you cook?” but, when I said it, I only got out the “You’re gonna be my new girlfriend” part out when a loud song came on and drowned out the rest of my sentence so she actually thought I was asking her out. She and Cool Guy both looked at me like I was crazy and he said, “Dude, you JUST met her!”

I saw my game plummeting and decided to eject. Despite all that aforementioned awfulness, I still was able to n-close her. Later, I was even able to get some responses from her on text (I used a complete crutch though, I told her I wrote a part of my novel based on her and wanted to send it to her…that’s when she gave me her email which is on her modeling agency’s website which is where I found out she was a Miss USA Beauty Queen (she’s even listed on Wikipedia!) And HB8.5SexyBlonde was a Miss Teen USA Beauty Queen (she’s only 19!))

I’m sad to say, I’ve probably sent sHB11BeautyQueen 5 emails, probably the upwards of 10 texts, and 3 unreturned VMs. I still try every few weeks just because if she ever unflaked, it would be legendary.

Anyway, this pretty much documents my greatest sarges up until the point of where I started this blog. I guess since I decided not to sarge tonight (my state sucks as I fought with HB10Frenchie all day on text and realized it’s not a shit test anymore….it’s over) I guess I’ll detail one more relevant adventure from my PUA adventures: HB9Russian.

Okay, as I wrote earlier, my AFC friends pretty much hate PUA game and patronize me about it all the time (I actually find it funny). Although I have one friend whose fighting an ongoing internal struggle between loving and hating it. Between the PUAs, we can this guy “Fabio” because he’s a self-proclaimed natural who constantly busts out lines like, “I don’t have to approach girls because they all approach me” or “I am an 11 to girls”. While this guy does reasonably well, he’s no where near as good as he thinks.

Anyway, he’s constantly calling me out and trying to get me to qualify myself in the most ridiculous ways (he’ll often try and bait me into approaching sets he knows are impossible to open), but still Fabio is my good friend and it’s all in good fun.

So, on Halloween, I was sitting in my apartment, just chilling and reading a book. Fabio calls me up, all excited, telling me I have to come out with him and pick up “hot sluts”. Since I saw no reason not to, I showered, dressed in my absurd ‘70s porn star suit and got ready to run some Halloween game.

When Fabio arrived, he pulled some diva shit on me and insisted he go out for sushi, smoke a cigar, and take a shower before going out. This pissed me off because by the time we got in a cab headed to the Lower East Side, it was already midnight (and I had work the next day). To make matters worse, when we get in the cab, Fabio and I have this little exchange:

Fabio: Okay…dude, I know I said I wanted to pick up girls tonight…but it’s getting sort of late and I have a booty call lined up on St. Mark’s street…wanna just meet up with her and her friend and call it a night??

The Judge: Are. You. Fucking. Kidding me? You couldn’t have told me this before I got in the cab? You fucking diva! Are you trying to pass some fat bitch off on me?? Is this what you had in mind??

Fabio: Actually dude, her friend is this super hot Russian chick. Huge tits, really skinny, absolutely beautiful face. Probably a perfect 10.

The Judge: Seriously?

Fabio: Yeah man, but you can’t try to run your pick up shit on her. I’m trying to work a threesome with her and my booty call…

The Judge: That’s just selfish. Sorry but if this chick is as hot as you claim, pick up shit is getting run!

Fabio: Yeah, actually you know what. I’d love to see you TRY and pick this girl up. I’ll be laughing at you when you’re crying because this chick shot you down.

The Judge: Awesome, it’s on.

So when we get to this bar on St. Mark’s, Fabio is greeted by a dumpy HB7 who leads us into the bar. Sure enough, when I walk in, I see a tall, gorgeous, d-chested Slavic-looking girl in a slutty nurse costume surrounded by 5 AFCs (doing the drink routine of course).

Wasting no time, I cut through the AFCs, walk right up to her and say something like, “Your friend is friends with my friend..so we should probably be friends. I’m The Judge.” She gave me a look like I was the biggest piece of shit and walked away.

I was shocked. Not only did I get blown out, but she was so rude!

Anyway, I’m always one for plowing. So, a few minutes later, I go back over to her again and say, “Okay, let’s try this again. We’re going to be friends eventually so stop being rude. I’m sick of rude girls…I just got man-handled by this fat girl who looked like Tony the Tiger…”

“Who’s Tony the Tiger?” she asked and I could hear traces of her Russian accent.

“It’s the guy on the cereal box –” and, before I could finish my sentence, she was walking away from me again.

Unreal!

I realized why Fabio (who was watching all this with a huge smile) had challenged me: She had shot him down and he’d watched her shoot tons of other guys down (a little factoid she later told me on our D2). And she was especially ruthless on Halloween in her slutty nurse costume. Not even thinking of what I was doing, I opened Fabio’s HB7 and started telling her the Tony the Tiger story.

And, goddamn, if I ever see HB7Dumpy out again, I’m gonna k-close her just for being awesome. She ATE THAT SHIT UP. Literally, was pissing her pants laughing and totally DHVing me. Telling me I’m “like the funniest guy ever”, taking pictures of me and her (flash game!) and just making a huge scene that made me look like a complete rockstar.

And HB9Russian noticed.

As I was talking to HB7Dumpy I knew HB9Russian had sidled up behind me. Just to return her IODs, I sort of closed my BL off to her and made her peck in to hear what I was saying to HB7Dumpy. Once HB9Russian was pecking, I said, “Gimme your hand” and when she complied I pushed it away and said, “Gross, it’s all sweaty.” She tried to tell me it was from her drink but I just ignored her and continued talking to HB7Dumpy.

I noticed HB9Russian became much more receptive to me after that and I realized her weakness: push/pull. For the next 20 minutes, I ran straight Swinggcat routines from pulling her into to me and then pushing her off to doing the whole “If you were a dog, why would I adopt you from the pound.” When I could tell I’d pumped her BL enough, I pulled her into me and started whispering in her ear, “You know what I’d do with you…I’d take you to Paris with me and we’d sit out on a sidewalk café and sip cappuccino and fight. I’d love to fight with you because you’re so feisty….” This shit was so corny but HB9Russian ate it up. Within a half hour, she was sitting on my lap and I kept pretending I was going to kiss her, stopping short then yelling at her for trying to kiss me (which drove her nuts).

Everything was great until Fabio came over, literally grabbed me by the shirt collar (like I was a fucking bratty stepchild) and SCREAMED at me by the men’s bathroom.

Fabio: Okay asshole, you proved your point. You can pick her up. Now stop, you’re ruining my chances at a threesome.

The Judge: Okay, no. What you’re saying right now is just selfish. Threesome?? Are you fucking kidding??

Fabio: No man! You’re just being a shitty friend right now. Now, here’s what happening: I’m ASKING you not to do this. If you’re a good friend, you’ll listen and turn your little pick up game off…

The Judge: Psft! Shitty friend?!?! You’re being a cock block dude! I’m going to trump you calling me a shitty friend by calling YOU on being a shitty friend IN ADDITION to being a cock block. Game’s on dude.

Fabio: Yeah, game’s on is right. WATCH THIS…(prances over to HB9Russian)

This scene is as comical as it sounds. He literally said “WATCH THIS” like he was going to roll up on HB9Russian and have her panties wet before I could even process what was happening. I simply chuckled, reopened HB7Dumpy, got her cracking up at everything I was saying, and, within 5 minutes, both Fabio and HB9Russian were leaning into our conversation awkwardly as Fabio obviously just blew himself out.

At this point, Fabio suggested we all go to another bar (little did I know he was suggesting this to read me the fucking riot act outside) which, on the way there, he tried to tell me he’d “already fucked HB9Russian and it’d be weird if I started banging his sloppy seconds.” I simply laughed and gave him the thumbs up, knowing I’d at least number close HB9Russian at the next bar.

And, sure enough, that’s what I did.

Aye, I wanted to include the epic story of the first night I met Ga’ash and we accidentally picked up high school girls (and I almost took one home with me!) and some other notable adventures (i.e. the night Ga’ash, Theory, Prada, Affection and I absolutely DOMINATED the Guggenheim and posted a record number of #-closes) but it’s late and I feel better now having written out all these exploits…

Of course, after reading this, you have to understand these are my BEST nights out. There have been countless nights where I got blown out of every set or even some nights where my AA got the best of me and I opened NO ONE. I always feel bad when someone who’s “heard about me” comes out and I don’t perform. I hope if anything, reading about my path toward PUA-dom – from my birthday to this moment now, where I’m sitting my apartment typing in my PUA gear at 11p.m. because I’m still on too much of a downer to sarge because some crazy bitch can’t make up her mind – inspires guys that average guys can pick up supermodels and Miss USA pageant women. The only 2 things I’ve noticed that makes me any different is 1.) I have a completely unfounded, illogical belief that I deserve the most beautiful women I see (this even goes back to when I was a fat kid in grammar school…I have no idea where this belief comes from but I literally will always try for the hottest girl in a group because it’s my nature…) and 2.) I’m willing to look like an asshole and take absurd risks (sometimes) if it’ll help my game.

Anyway, thanks for reading. I look forward to writing the rest of my PUA history (as it unfolds) in the days, weeks, and months to come. I hope you guys write your histories here, too.

~The Judge

Amazing quote to think of next time you get AA

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."

Day Game Success and the Ultimate Anti-Flake!

Guys. Today might've been the greatest day ever for me in the field. And you guys are responsible. I broke through two monster sticking points and I have you guys to thank for it (as you'll see).

But first, wake up with me (not next to me, you're sleeping on my pullout couch).

I wake up at 9am which is late in Judge time. It's late because I usually get up at 6:15 on a Monday. But today's MLK day and MLK helped me score some major HBs today.

So, I stumble out of bed, flip my laptop open, and pull up Mehow's Get the Girl eBook. (http://www.scribd.com/doc/563178/mehow-get-the-girl). While I've never been a huge fan of Mehow, his book was the only piece of popular PUA literature I hadn't read yet, so I bit the bullet and read it.

And, I hate to admit it, but it's golden.

There's so much good stuff in there it's sickening. So, as I'm reading, I see a "text message" section where he claims there's 2 texts that will get even the most unresponsive girls to text you back. These texts are so outrageous I figure "why not try"? So I text HB9 Russian (from an unpublished FR) and HB10Frenchie (from the Albany FR), to FT them.

Okay, I'm going to contradict the fiction writer in me and ruin the suspense to ensure you guys cull all the goodness from this FR. To ruin the suspense, I got a response from HB10Frenchie. Not only did I get a response, but I just went on a D2 with her. Not only did I go on a D2 with her, I had a hardcore makeout session with her (no f-close though, breaking my recent 4 for 4 streak). Anyway, to give you some background: I met HB10Frenchie back in November! (Check out the Albany FR) and she gave me her number. The initial PU was good, but I did no comfort, no rapport. Nothing. I knew when I #-closed her it was probably gonna be a flake, but hoped for the best. After two unanswered and unreturned phone calls, I turned my game to texting. She didn't respond to the first 3 or 4 texts I sent until I sent her a generic "Happy New Year's" text (see my NYE FR) with simply a "thankx!". And, for the Judge, that's an IOI. So I texted her 3 times after NYE, which she shot down I think 2 and just didn't respond to 1. Hence, if you can't already connect the dots, suffice to say I had NO VALUE whatsoever from HB10Frenchie. No only did I have 0 value, I was in damage control for looking for totally needy. And then I read the Mehow text message. Here's the verbatim convo (minus the address of the sushi place) from my text marathon with her this morning at 11:19am

The Judge: I guess this is it. Im moving out but wtf do we do about the cats? Fluffys mine.
HB10Frenchie: Ok why would u text that to me

The Judge: Cute...You know i like fiesty girls so here you are acting like one.

HB10Frenchie: Haha ok

The Judge: Haha...Are you finally moved into the city?

HB10Frenchie: Yea

The Judge: Welcome! monday is sushi night. i want to show u this amazing place...Are you free at 6?

HB10Frenchie: What is the name of the place? Where is it?

The Judge: (Sushi place) on (Blah street and blah ave.)

HB10Frenchie: Never heard of it

The Judge: Its delicious

HB10Frenchie: Did u just text me back? I deleted it by accident

The Judge: Ya...I said its delicious

(10 minutes pass)

The Judge: Ok i gotta run but tonite @ 6 ill meet u on (blah street and blah ave.)?
HB10Frenchie: Ok ill text u when it gets closer. Hopefully i dont get stuck at work

The Judge: Sounds good...And bring Fluffy

Okay, that's the text convo VERBATIM. So, now, if you're me and you just had this text convo, what would you be thinking? FLAKE! Exactly. I don't take this too seriously and call up HB Jazz Singer to chill. She wants me to come to the West side and chill with her and her brother. While I'm assuming HB10Frenchie is going to flake, I'd prefer to stay on the East Side so I can at least SHOW UP at 6, even if I get flaked on (keep in mind the sushi place is a block from my apartment). HB Jazz Singer won't come to the East Side. I say cool and go to Barnes and Nobles to do some writing. While I pretended I was trying to get some writing done, we all know what I was really hoping for. If you don't, you haven't been reading this blog.

And then magic happened.

I swear to God, the events that unfolded could not have been more predictable than what I wrote about last time. Okay, so I roll into the huge B&N, try to get a seat in the coffee area so I can "write". Every seat is occupied, so I roll upstairs to the fiction section. For whatever reason, I end up in the humor section (???) reading an absurd book called, "God is a Woman" (????) and again berating myself for having AA during Day Game (there were decent HBs walking around). Suddenly I see a HB10 (perhaps even the fabled sHB11 I had hoped for) sit not 10 feet from me and peel open a sculpture book! Seeing this, I realize it's EXACTLY what I'd hoped for when I wrote that "Judge's Courtship" test.

She's everything you'd expect from a HB10/sHB11: Tall, thin, blond (runway model looking), dressed in a hip, New York fashionable way. She's got a face you'd expect to see on the cover of magazine.

So I sweat. I peer. I plan an attack. I realize I'm a pussy and can't approach (people were all around! WORST EXCUSE EVER!). So, I walk around a bit. I now see the HB10/sHB11 put the sculpture book back and looking over the "classics" section. I figure this is THE BEST TIME TO APPROACH. I've read more classics than anyone! I see she's picked up "Dracula"! I could just walk over and say, "Put that book down! It's EVIL!" but I don't.

I get so upset with myself, I run downstairs, push through the revolving door and plan on going home. I'm disgusted with myself. How can I call myself "The Judge" run this blog and retreat from a sHB11 when she's SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. That doesn't stop me. I start walking toward the Upper East Side. But, suddenly, when I'm about 2 blocks away from B&N I start thinking of emails I'd exchanged with Decibel. I think of the sets that I've seen Ga'ash effortlessly open. I think of Khaki and the way he's applied my advice to working out. I think of Posey and the solid comments he's made on this blog. I think of everyone who reads this blog and realize I'm a fucking failure if I don't stop, turn around, and open this sHB11.

So I stop. Hesitate. And turn.

Now I'm walking back to B&N and, man, I wish I could've seen a picture of my face at this point. Because I felt like John fucking Rambo. I had a mission and was ready to go down, guns blazing. So, I slam through the revolving doors and start walking in Terminator mode back to the upstairs section. I walk all over the fiction aisles, scanning for sHB11. No where.

I walk up and down the aisles and see nothing. Just fatties. Just dudes. No sHB11.

I think, "SEE ASSHOLE THIS IS WHY THEY HAVE THE 3 SECOND RULE!!!"

I give up and start to leave. Then I see her.

She's sitting in the "Bargain books" section (???) reading something. I stutter step and move. "JUST SAY ANYTHING" I repeat to myself, "ANYTHING!"

I walk past her and...
The Judge: Soooooo what's new in the b-b-b-b-bargain book section???

sHB11: Ah, I'm just writing a text message...I don't know.

The Judge: O-o-oh. Cool. You have an accent, don't you?

sHB11: Yes, I'm from Holland.

The Judge: (thinking she said she's from Poland starts speaking Polish)

sHB11: (Looks at Judge like he's crazy)

The Judge: (Sit down next to her, picks up random book with Fabio on the cover) Look at this guy (points to book), what's his story?

Then, the wierdest thing ever happened. I made really strong eye contact with her. (I heard this is KEY in day game). Like, literally, I started staring at her like she was my girlfriend right before I was going to make sweet love to her. And she returned my gaze. Then we just started talking totally normal. I don't even remember the threads of our convos, but I know I told her I was a writer and she told me she in the US for "work". At this point, it came out she was only 19 (!!!) and I finally realized she was from Holland, not Poland. We talked for about 10 minutes (the whole time some old granny was grilling me as if she'd seen ever episode of the Pick Up Artist and knew exactly what I was up to!) And, finally, noticing it was 5 o'clock said:

The Judge: Hey, I have a half hour before I have to go. But let's go now, I want to have a cup of coffee with you.

sHB11: (Considering) You only have a half hour?

The Judge: Half hour. I'm a busy guy. But I want to hear your story. Maybe I'll put you in my novel. And, plus, I might go to Amsterdam in the Spring. You can be my guide...


The sHB11 looked really troubled at that point. She starts telling me she has to go to "the FedEx before it closes". I'm like, "Dude, that shit is closed today. MLK day baby..." She says it's not and asks if I'll go with her. Because she looked really frantic and upset about it (she had to send keys to her apartment in Paris to her parents or some shit), I agreed. (Also, keep in mind, I was still sort of in shock this whole PU with sHB11 was so easy...I hadn't really run any form of game, just talked to her). So, we leave the B&N together and go to the FedEx place. While I really don't like to let girls lead me, I made sure to take control in the FedEx place (not in a dick-sort-of-way, but I spoke to the guy at the counter and made sure she'd be able to send her keys that day). The guys tells us two pieces of bad news: 1.) she has 10 minutes to fill out all the paperwork before FedEx closes, and 2.) It's going to cost $50 (she only had $5 on her). While the old AFC me wanted to offer to pay (she never asked or even hinted she wanted me to), I kept telling myself "NO!" and, before I could even put much more thought into it, she was on the phone with her roommates to come down the FedEx place.

Now, picture this situation: sHB11 is frantically filling out paperwork while I'm sitting off to the side like a d-bag. She kept turning to me and saying, "I'm so sorry about this!!" and she looked so frantic when she said it, I knew she meant it (IOI). I kept laughing and telling her not to worry. But I was worried. And you know why I was worried? I was worried because the minute 2 gorgeous sHB11s walked through the door (obviously her roommates), I realized I know NOTHING about this girl. I didn't know her name. I didn't know what she did. I was merely some "guy from Barnes and Nobles" (!!!). Awful!

The friends start giving her money and trying to calm her down. Once she shoes them away to hurriedly fillout the paperwork, I decided to just take the plunge:

The Judge: Hey, I'm The Judge. Who're you guys?

sHBs: Hi. We're sHB11's roommates... (both have accents...one English, one I don't know)

The Judge: Cool, what are you guys in the US for?

sHB: Same as sHB11. We're all Revlon models.

Honestly, how do I always end up picking up models? I was almost pissed at that point and felt like saying something like, "No, you're not. You're all a bunch of stockbrokers and you're just shitting me". Anyway, I think I won over the friends. And, surprisingly, they both complained to me that they haven't been out too much in Manhattan because they haven't met anyone (come on guys! Start approaching these sHB11s, they're waiting!!!)

So, finally my sHB11 gets everything done just in time and we roll out of the FedEx place. While I was waiting for her, I texted HB10Frenchie to 1.) figure out if she was going to flake, 2.) Figure out how much time I had to run a solid PU on sHB11. HB10Frenchie writes back she'll be at the sushi place (which is a 2 minute cab ride from B&N) at 6:15ish. It's now 5:45. That gives me 20-25 minutes to make my sHB11 PU solid.

So we get a cup of coffee (she actually insisted on paying!!) and she talked, I qualified. When I IOI'd her, her eyes literally lit up. I ran qualifying game for 20 minutes, thought we made a decent connection then n-closed her. Unbelievably this girl wanted ALL my contact info (i.e. my first and last name, email address, phone number, work number, a picture of me!). It was actually sort of creepy haha. Anyway, we made plans for tomorrow (tentatively). Wow, this FR is so long again. So I'll have to get into my awesome D2 with HB10Frenchie tomorrow. But, as you guys can guess, when she asked for my picture, I figured I'd take one with my cell phone. Let this motivate everyone in day game: IT'S EASIER THAN NIGHT GAME! GIRLS WANT TO MEET GUYS DURING THE DAY! You can approach a sHB11 Revlon Model during the day and stutter, run 0 game, and still have her jumping all over you BECAUSE YOU HAVE BALLS TO APPROACH! I learned this lesson the (almost) hard way today. Here's sHB11 (in the B&N cafe overlooking the NYC traffic!):

It's all in your head

I've always hated running. But I'm a pretty driven guy, and a couple days ago I pushed myself through a 1.25 mile run. The next day, I ran seven miles.

Even though I've been working out since August, running has been a major sticking point for me. I can do "static exercises" at levels that I never would have believed a few months ago, but I just couldn't muster myself to do significant distance running.

My run a few days ago, the 1.25 mile one, was typical. The ground is covered in snow and ice here, so I used a treadmill. As I ran, I set little goals for myself, thought about how much more I needed to do before I could stop, and did all sorts of calculations in my mind to figure out how much longer I'd have to run. I ran analytically.

The next day, inspired by one of Judge's posts, I decided I was going to run for seven miles. I'd never run four miles before, so I knew I had a steep challenge on my hands. In his post, Judge gave two extremely useful pieces of advice: run with music, and don't pay attention to how much farther you have to run.

The reason music is important is that it helps distract you: paying attention to how far you have to run is deadly. Running seven miles was probably easier for me than running about a seventh as far the day before: I wasn't constantly worrying about what I had to do.

Point 3: I am not now that which I have been

Point 3 is 1.) the most important aspect in becoming a PUA 2.) the reason most guys will never become a PUA 3.) the single, definitive reason every unhappy person in the course of human history remained/remains unhappy.

Point 3 is best demonstrated by Wile E. Coyote. I remember watching Wile E. Coyote chase Roadrunner, not realize he was chasing Road Runner off a cliff, and chug along in midair until he noticed there was no ground under his feet. Then he’d sheepishly look at the camera as gravity slowly pulled him toward a plummeting dive into a canyon.

As a kid, I never found this funny. It still pisses me off. Every time this happened/happens, I felt like screaming, “WHY DON’T YOU JUST NOT LOOK DOWN?!”

However, Point 3 isn’t about looking down. Point 3 is about running off the cliff.

You see, so many people set goals or decide they’re going to take control of their life in some way. By setting a goal or trying to take control of an aspect of your life, you’re essentially becoming a newer, better person. You want to become You 2.0. However, You 2.0 is not You 1.0 (you now). You 2.0 is someone else, someone you don’t know yet. In the example of PUA, You 2.0 is a guy who’s awesome with ladies.

With PUA, I hear so many guys say, “Oh yeah! This stuff is awesome! I’m gonna go apply Mystery Method and be a ladies’ man” but never actually consider what’s involved in applying Mystery Method. You have to be confident. You have to be interesting. You have to be unafraid of approaching strangers. You have to be non-needy. You have to be so many things that you’re NOT now or else there’s no reason you’d be interested in Mystery Method in the first place.

However, most (failed/destined to fail) PUAs think they’ll just memorize some lines or learn a structure and it’ll just happen. They see the cliff but stop short of running off of it. Running off the cliff is charting into unknown territory. Running off the cliff is uncomfortable. Running off the cliff can be humiliating.

On the other hand, the guys who actually get good at PUA are guys who project confidence, project interesting qualities, project non-neediness. Notice how I’m using the verb “project” and not “become”. By projecting these qualities, you’re running off the cliff. You’re leaving your comfort zone, you’re venturing on ground that’s not a reality for you (yet).

And eventually, you’ll look down and plummet into a canyon (read getting blown out by HBs).

But something happens every time you run off the cliff. You get a little further. For the guy who suffers from severe AA, if he just FORCES himself to open a set, he might crash and burn right after, but next time he’ll get a little further. For the guy who has a hard time interrupting a yapping girl early in a set (a problem I had, very important to do…be alpha, she’s in your reality!), if he forces himself to do it, it’s unnatural and incongruent with the person he is NOW but it’s completely natural and congruent with the guys he’s trying to BECOME.

This is the first blog entry and I think it’s the most important in terms of how this Community can help people achieve PUA status. I know a lot of people will check this blog to learn what stories and routines I’ve written, invented, and field-tested and that’s fine. However, I think Point 3 is more important to your game and something we can all help each other through. Point 3 is bizarre, awkward, and painful but if you KNOW you have to deliver a field report on your progress and how you stretched your comfort zone, you’ll do it (also, remember field reports in this community MUST be honest per Court Laws). I’m sure when an insect molts its skin, it feels vulnerable. Think of the discomfort of Point 3 as you molting your AFC skin to become You 2.0, the PUA You.

Just to get the ball rolling, I’ll write up a FR on my greatest and most disappointing PUA story to date. (As you can probably guess, I was running full-speed off the cliff, doing awesome, until I suddenly realized I wasn’t on solid ground…)

Court Announcements:
I. I’ll leave this blog public for the weekend (probably won’t update it as my sarging nights are Thursday, Friday, Saturday) but will probably set this blog to private early next week. So, if you’re interested in joining this Community, all you have to do is make a Gmail handle and email me (TheJudge999@Gmail.com) or PM me on the VA boards (“The Judge”). Also, in your email/PM, give me 1 reason why you’re joining the Community and 1 positive attribute you can add to this Community.

II. For now, feel free to post responses to the comment section and relate your Point 3 moments of glory/embarrassment (preferably embarrassment though).

III. I’ll write up a comprehensive entry on how I envision this Community being run (i.e. posting people’s entries/FR) and all that good stuff soon.

IV. I bought a PC mic the other day and recorded my first story (“The Grabby Fatty”) but can’t figure out how to upload it. If anyone understands blogger, let me know…