I will start off with my inner game advancement. While riding down to the city with an AFC whom i was trying to convert i popped in some Tyler Durden RSD shiz. One of the things TD stresses is to be completely emotionally nonreactive after saying funny shit. This has been a major sticking point for me. After i whip out something funny i always smile, kinda laugh, and also look to see whos enjoying my value. I almost feel as if I am seeking value by looking at them after the joke. If anyone watches the Colbert Report, Steve Colbert is awesome at controlling his composure. He says some of the most ridiculous content all the while keeping a complete straight face. This is partially what makes his show a success. Another awesome person to mirror is Ryan Reynolds in the movies "Van Wilder" and "Waiting". Real good stuff in both movies. As for AMOGing, the main character of the show "House" is great. Basically, every TV show/movie has one badass that cannot be fucked with. The next time you turn on the TV, analyze who plays what role and watch for their defining moments. Honestly, go to the IMDB quotes section for all your fav movies...Material Galore.
For those of you whom do not have big Social Circles yet, i definitely recommend going to the bars/clubs very early. That way you get to establish rapport with the hired guns, and the few people that are already there. From there on, try to make friends with everyone who walks in the door, as this opens many doors later on in the night.
I Also FT'd a variation of the rock band routine. I used it on a 3 set and told them that they reminded me of Destiny's Child... and because i had already slept with them all that im obviously their manager. I did the whole, your the lead singer, your the good girl, and you must be the bi-sexual BAD one. I asked what foreign city we should go to for the next concert, they babbled with eachother for 10 seconds and could not decide on a city.
"OMG you guys are so indecisive...i should break up this band right now before Behind the music gets a hold of this! You (target) are coming with me to start a solo project! Walk with me to get another drink and we can talk over your contract. However as a pre-req, you gotta drop this whole Pittsburgian(any city) accent thing, totally not universal enough.
HBCountry: What do you do?
I-Man: I am an Engineer for a company called “Legos” Yeah, I design structures for the vertically challenged.
While i was gaming HBPharmaceutical, i got interrupted by some dildo that looked like John Mayer.
I-Man: Holy shit its John Mayer, I love the hair man, that rocks!
Mr. Dildo: Its cooler than yours, good thing you have that dumb hat to cover it up!
I-Man: Thanks, kids today wanna dress all homey G gangstafied. I say f that, I wanna be all classy gangsta like back in the 30’s Godfather style. Hence my kickass gangsta hat.
I-Man: What do you think HBPharmaceutical, he look like the Mayer man?
HBPharmaceutical: Yeah he kinda does. I love John Mayer!
I-Man: Haha, I'd Fuck him.
HBPharmaceutical: Oh my god, John Mayer or Dildo?
I-Man looks up and down Mr. Dildo
I-Man: John Mayer
Heres a great line when in the midst of comfort.
| Jay Leno: | ... how about kids ... you want, you want kids? | |
| Dane Cook: | ... do I want to have kids ... ah, I want to have sex ... if that's the excuse, sure ... |
I love to use anything Dane cook, very early in the set i ask the group if they have seen his stuff. Regardless of their answer, i always pull out this one at completely random times.
Dane Cook: So i was talking to one of my girlfriends the other day and she said "All guys want is sex" So i was like "hey, finish blowing me... and we will talk about this later."
The worst set of the last couple weeks was a couple HB9's that sat right next to us at the bar. I had a over the shoulder approach, good body language good material, however I started stuttering like a little bitch! I couldn't believe it, i almost didn't even finish the opener before i ejected! I do not know wtf happened, needless to say, i need to start sarging the HB9's and HB10's all the time as to condition myself. Haha, no failures, just feedback.
I-Man
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