Judge's Courtship: Oneitis

Showing posts with label Oneitis. Show all posts

Showing posts with label Oneitis. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I'm Back

Hey guys, I'm back again. It's been a long couple of weeks without my sarge fix, and it's had a horrible effect on me. Though I passed all my courses, I've developed a disease...Oneitis. It's bad too, this isn't like anything I've felt before. I can't even quite place why I'm so attracted to her...but she makes me crazy inside.

Before I could constantly dream about going out with the one girl I'm crazy about, and then I would ask her out and she would LJBF me.

But now I can have her.

I've attracted her, I've qualified her, I bring her on a day two and shes lying on top of me. The doggy dinner eyes are staring me down and I have to force myself to resist. It's tearing me apart even though in all honesty it's my own fault.

I think this may just be a byproduct of not getting out in the field. So hopefully I can bust it by going crazy this summer. I'm going to try and go out sarging at least 5 days a week. There is also a two week long festival thats going on in July so me and my wing are planning on going every day. If that doesn't work then I don't know what will.

I've also started to write in a journal...this is helping me a lot since I haven't been able to find interest in anything but Pickup and it's very relaxing to reflect on my thoughts. Not only that but writing has never been one of my strong points and I think that by writing regularly I can improve it.

Anyways, I'm back and I'm ready to dive in headfirst. I hope you guys like reading because this summer is going to be one to write about.

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P.s. By the way...where the hell is TJ?

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