Weekend missions

Today, 02:28 PM

The Judge NycSargeTeam Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 134

It's the freakin' weekned Yo -- I have exactly 2 minutes to type this up as my boss is sharking around, looking to bust me. Okay, weekend mission: In addition to what we already gave you (must continue the singing/opening), you have an additional assignment for night game. 1.) You must go to a bar at 10 o'clock preferably by yourself and learn the name of EVERY person in the bar by introducing yourself. You may leave the bar after you've learned everyone's name, HOWEVER you must provide a COMPLETE list of everyone's name in your FR. If you forget someone's name, you must reopen them and find it out. Again, the ONLY opener you are allowed to use is, "Hey, my name's (your name)" and go from there. If a guy's acting like a dick, I don't care. Find out his fucking name. 2.) You open 1 girl with, "Hey I thought you were adorable and I HAD to meet you." 3.) You purposely blow yourself out 5 times. It can be as simple as saying, "Hi." and standing there awkwardly until girl leave. Go. Bring back seared chode flesh. Write FR. Make me and Zak proud. Best. Bobby __________________ But that man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own fate. Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian